Wednesday, September 28, 2005

An Open Letter to Michael's Parents

I appologize for using an interpretor, but I can not yet type. My darn fingers are just now learning to obey simple commands. As a result I will trust that my father is interpreting my comments, cries, and meaningful looks corrently as I can not yet read.

Dear Parents:

Why do you insist on periodically interupting my bottles and beating me on the back? Do they do this when you go out to resturaunts? I haven't seen it anywhere I've gone. Does it sound like something that would aid your digestion?

And who do you know takes 3 naps a day? You can stop periodically putting me in my crib, thinking I'll nap. I will continue to scream. And for the record: rubbing my eyes and being crabby are not expressions of being tired. If I'm tired I'll tell you.

Otherwise, thanks for a great first 6 months. Love the Jumperoo. Toys are cool, but whatever happened to that tissue box I was playing with? The dog is pretty cool too. Food is neat, but why do I get this mushed up stuff in jars? Your food is so much cooler looking.

Keep up the good work.

Love,


Michael

PS. I'm not a baby, I'm just small.

An Open Letter to Michael's Parents [Reply]

You dont have a Stewie Griffin on your hands there do you?

If he ever says anything resembling "Victory is Mine!"...hide...

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You forgot to mention the 7 pm bedtime. Just b/c I scream bloody murder if I stay up later does not mean I am tired. I mean, I take naps!

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Dad...why do you make me wear this black and gold jersey on Sundays? Mommy sings "hail to the redskins" to me when you are not around.

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